He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it glows. i had to have it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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