How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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