I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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