I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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