Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
And then my night got REAL pukey
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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