I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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