What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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