piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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