part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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