So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You may now shotgun with the bride
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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