I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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