Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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