they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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