This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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