:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
