I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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