Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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