I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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