I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
