Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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