I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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