We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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