Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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