You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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