Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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