We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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