Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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