I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My vagina is officially offended.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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