drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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