i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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