my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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