our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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