Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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