hell yes lets make some ravioli
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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