Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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