i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You took a bar mat shot.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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