im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
