weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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