Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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