I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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