She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How external is "for external use only"?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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