ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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