I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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