singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
There r osticjed everywhere
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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