: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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