I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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