the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
