What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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