is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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