i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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